New Dahlia Classification Scheme (Nobody asked but)

Juliarugula

I think the form category needs to include “Pointy” and “Hot Mess”.

Teddahlia

Do they come in dinner plate size?

blown_dry

Teddahlia It looks like you are in luck on the dinnerplate size. Most every size is some type of dinner plate except for Micros, which will now be known as "Fetch My Readers".

blown_dry

I am so thrilled to get some feedback on my new scheme! I love your form suggestions, Julia.

blown_dry

For reference, this is about my April Fools:

We've had a new dahlia classification scheme in the works, something that we think really gets at the heart of what we love about dahlias, simultaneously streamlined and illuminating. We've been working hard on it, and now it's finally the moment to share it with you.

Sizes:
Serving Tray
Dinnerplate
Semi Dinnerplate
Dinnerplate el Cuarto
Dinnerplate Petit Minou
Fetch My Readers

Forms:
Spherical
Not so Spherical
Pointy
Hot Mess

Colors:
Blush
1980s
Sunset
Beverages Made With Dark Grapes
Czarny Charakter
Schoolbus
Faded Schoolbus
Wisteria

Juliarugula

My favorite dahlia colors are definitely 1980s, sunset, and schoolbus.

Wisteria is my least favorite.

calico20hill

This whole discussion is hilarious!

bloomhjelm

Is Hot Mess mainly for weird mutants? If so I'm in.